Fuck living in a city where one day it's plus 10 and rainy, then the next it drops to 13 below.
Fuck streets so fucking slippery you have to take a cab home from the grocery store that's 8 BLOCKS from your house.
Fuck sheets of ice you assume are frozen solid just like the rest of the goddamn street, but when you step on them plunge you ankle deep into freezing, dirty, filthy city slush.
Fuck you, Canada. Fuck you.